When I first braced myself to visit Mr Bank Manager, with cap in hand, he leant back in his faux leather swivelly executive chair ( he must have been at least, oh fifteen ) and asked me how exactly I intended to run a business based on selling romance???
Here's how, Mr Lloyds TSB, by making a bouquet for a customer to replicate his wife's bridal bouquet for their anniversary, ordered ahead of time by said loving husband.
Deliciously scented pink garden roses, sexy Black Baccara roses, hot pink Deep Water roses and burnt orange Cherry Brandy ones.
I think my work here is done.
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