Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Battersea flower home



This is where the waifs and strays come to rest and recuperate.

Come my mutant amaryllis. Come my ageing, balding ferns. Come my little kalanchoe that hasn't squeezed a flower out for ages. Come one and all.

I will feed you, tend to you, give you plenty of light and fresh air. Give yourselves a wee break in my sanatorium. There will be no carrot juice, cold showers or unecessary star jumping here.

I can't promise that I won't look like Nurse Ratched in the mornings though.

Sorry about that.

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