How lovely are thy branches?

The answer is no. So, please stop asking. I will not be selling Christmas trees. Except maybe dear little tabletop or desk top sized ones. It is a man's job and we are just delicate little flowers. Besides, there's a bloke down the road who sells them from a lock up garage who will do it far cheaper than I would. Oh, and don't bother asking him if they are organic because he'll probably ask you if you are going to eat it.